The most interesting lady I saw at the fair–not counting mermaids of posters of Star Trek babes–was a Hispanic female teen wearing a Wesley Crusher shirt. . .
Okay, time to get your feathers together. . .
Emus always look so disapproving. . .
A really cute bubbly blonde–named Brittany, of course–told me a lot more about macaw mating habits than I ever wanted to know; all I asked was if they could tell each other apart by their colors. Okay, I think she was the most interesting. . .
I’m not much for genetics, but I’d like to thank the person who bred this orange guy, my favorite color. . .