Back from three weeks of shooting sports and dodging mosquitos and party animal athletes. Whatâd I miss?
âIs she your new crush?â
âI object to the use of the term ânew.ââ
The Hand of Vengeance
In 2560 A.D., on a planet far away, a human doctor in a Without Borders situation gets kidnapped to save the rebel leader. Her plane is shot down and she has to survive by following the orders of the alpha who took her. Sparks of many kinds ensue, especially on her posterior.
First of all, an interesting setting for an erotica novel. On the other hand, having a stubborn educated woman forced to do what the hulking soldier tells her to is a situation rife for spanking punishment, which had become a big niche lately. Unlike some stories, thereâs actual sex involved too.
Perhaps Iâve read too many of these lately, for I found the spanking parts boring. What makes this book a bit more interesting is the world building, unexpected yet welcome as a diversion, even if the plot has been done before. Thereâs plenty here besides the sex, is what Iâm trying to say.
3.5/5
Strange History
This book is published by the Bathroom Readers’ Institute, which is basically all you need to know. Yup, this is one of those books you put next to the toilet to entertain yourself or your guests while busy doing other, more biologically necessary things.
This follows no pattern; might as well simply open the book to a random page. It does live up to its name, and is often funny. Some of these anecdotes are eye-opening, others made me wonder which tidbits were left out. But more than anything it supplied some moments of fun, which is all one can ask from such a tome.
4/5
Who REALLY Wrote Shakespeare?
Iâve written on this very question on this blog before, so no surprise I checked this one out. However, all those previous books were much better than this one, and I really should have taken notice of the way REALLY is capitalized in the title, as it was a foreshadowing of amateurish things to come.
With it being done first person, it’s hard to remember this is fiction. And with the writing so clumsy, it might have worked better in non-fiction form. Often the dialogue was too cutesy, bordering on cheesy. A good pun makes you groan; a bad one leaves you exasperated, and there was far too much exasperation here.
I remember writing a paper in high school where I was so glad to have it done I simply turned it in without rereading and revising, and this has the same feeling. There are so many times Jenny says, âThatâs right,â that I almost felt like it was a running joke gone bad (Iâm guessing the author never watched A Bit of Fry and Laurie). Their discussions, which take up most of the book, are always interrupted for food, usually with the same speech.
Despite the fact that the info dumps are for the most part done okayâthough an overabundance of them that made the names too hard to keep straightâthe writing itself fails stylistically. Itâs quite irritating to have the dialogue mention the charactersâ names every paragraph, as though it wasnât obvious whom they were addressing from the previous passage. In addition to that, thereâs so many useless moments of âsaid,â âanswered,â âreplied,â without adverbs. I would advise that an author read their words aloud to make sure they sound like a real conversation, because it sure didnât here.
As far as the reasoning behind the theories, the arguments were presented so painstakinglyâmore my pain than hisâthat I wanted to skip ahead rather than worry if I got his point, which is new for me. As I said, Iâve read other books on this subject, so I know that some theories and facts were ignored here. All very frustrating, not the least when near the end it switches to a different narrator.
And then it ends on a strange sequel hook. . .
1.5/5
His Little Lapis
Oh wow, another spanking story! Yet like the one above, it works because of its setting, this time the wild west town of Culpepper Cove, just as uncivilized as all mining towns in history.
A former governess who is now a submissive whore falls for the mayor of the small town. He falls for her too, but he canât be seen with a prostitute, right? He tries to repress his desire and of course fails miserably.
What makes this story different is the addition of the mayorâs niece, a precocious child who tugs at the fallen womanâs heartstrings. On the sly she teaches her to read, mostly with a childrenâs book she wrote herself. This leads into situations that force the mayor to take a deeper look at this woman, after spanking and having sex with her, of course.
All in all, a sweet little story in the setting of spanking, but ultimately not about it.
3.5/5
;o)